How is that new-ish NXE and Netflix thing working out for you? Find any dirty movies yet? I haven’t found much. Most of the things I find that sound pretty horny actually aren’t at all. Yesterday, I watched Happy Gilmore again for the millionth time, and then I followed it up with some anime that had more panty shots than a Victoria’s Secret catalog. In one scene, a girl falls off a ladder face first into another’s crotch, while the victim finds her nose buried in ladder-girl’s ass. High-brow stuff, folks.
Oh, and here’s my favorite Happy Gilmore scene:
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You’re in my world now, grandma.
We’re a games site, so I suppose we should be talking about videogame movies, right? While I was watching stupid movies and horny animation, the Multiplayer Blog was digging through the service to find the games movies. Here they are:
- BloodRayne
- BloodRayne 2
- National Geographic’s …Video Games: Behind The Fun
- Gamers [comedy]
- Super Mario Bros. Super Show: Mario of the Deep
- Pokemon: The First Movie
- Street Fighter Alpha [anime]
- Street Fighter Generations [anime]
- The Legend of Zelda: The Complete Series
Yeah, it’s not a very long list. It’ll get better. I don’t know about you, but I may rock some The Legend of Zelda: The Complete Series tonight. I think “unintentionally funny” is the best descriptor for that one.
Published: Dec 4, 2008 05:17 pm