You were promised an update, and here it is: EpicWin is now available on the App Store! It’s been set at $2.99, which seems fair for what you’re getting. What are you getting, exactly? This is meant to help you accomplish goals in real life by giving you in-game loot as incentive and encouragement.
Not a new concept by any means, but EpicWin has two important things going for it: a slick art style, and — perhaps most important of all — portability. Visit this page for a look at the game in motion. Yes, I know the name bums you out too; look past it, for me.