Here we go, folks! This is the newest trailer for the eagerly awaited Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots — a game which does NOT feature implied child rape! A lot of the footage is stuff we’ve seen before, and it’s all in moonspeak, but the brief glimpses of new imagery will surely be enough to make excitable MGS fanboys like me giggle and coo like children in a bathtub of fizzy drink.
Also, check out this NeoGAF thread where I got it. I find the posts hilarious.