Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light has a long title

Some days I’m tasked with writing stories about screenshots, and I have to admit, those days are the worst.

Because really, I could just be all, “Hey, here are some new screenshots. Have a nice day.” But what fun is that? Instead, like with these new screens (two!) and one piece of art work for Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light, I’ve got to think of something to say.

So here we go: I think Totec, Lara’s Mayan buddy, could be sexier. Let’s face it, Lara may have been toned down a bit, but she’s still looking pretty fit. Totec, on the other hand, just looks kind of angry. I’d be angry too if I had been asleep for thousands of years only to be woken up by a scantily clad, pistol-wielding adventurer. Actually, that doesn’t sound that bad; what am I talking about?

Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light is slated for Xbox LIVE Arcade, PlayStation Network, and PC download this summer.