Konami’s life-sized LovePlus calendars are $100+ each

First, some LovePlus defense. Look, it’s fun. And you don’t have to be ronery to enjoy Konami’s girlfriend sim. Aside from the whole being real thing, these virtual girls are a good time. They aim only to please, and are a really cheap date.

All of that said, I’m sure that these new 2012 life-sized LovePlus calendars are aimed at the gamer that does not have a real female companion. I’m not judging or anything. Just saying. These 70-inch tall polyester scrolls are available with any of the three virtual girls’ artwork, and also have a little tiny 12-month calendar crammed at the bottom. Konami Style has them listed at 8,400 yen, which comes out to about $108. They will be released in Japan at the end of this month.