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That’s not how curses are supposed to work

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Curses aren’t anything to scoff at. Anyone that’s played Castlevania II: Simon’s Quest knows that. So do Chicago Cubs fans, all too well.

But, Kirby and the Rainbow Curse makes jinxing hijinks look so tolerable. Maybe we need to add a caveat: If a hex hogs an entire spectrum of light, chances are it’ll be an endearing form of voodoo. Somehow making curses pleasant is a wicked form of sorcery that we shouldn’t even try to comprehend.

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