You have to love Japan’s ability to be perfectly blatant about their obsession with all things kinky (but stammer in public over the slightest little embarrassing thing). It’s all so … in the closet. Yet you can buy spanking games for the DS (not to mention sweat-mopping and witch-touching).
The latest in this deliciously passive/aggressive series of DS titles is KimokawaE, a game which allows you to spank one of the characters and displays a nice shot of her butt and other, uh, prominently displayed goods for your smacking pleasure. She also pees on things and takes baths. Don’t ask me why I would expect anything less random from Japan.
The game comes out Christmas day in Japan. Surprise, I got you a spanking simulator!