Killzone 3: Helghast Edition announced, makes me spunk it up

Now this is a collector’s edition I can get behind! Sony has revealed the Killzone 3: Helghast Edition, packed with all sorts of stuff that any fan of orange-eyed space fascists will love. And all for $129.99 too. Yikes!

The centerpiece is the rather nifty Helghast helmet replica which opens up to reveal an art book, a Super Voucher and a copy of the game. You also get a 6.5″ action figure of a semi-cloaked Helghast marksman, which comes fully articulated and will not be sold at retail. 

The Super Voucher contains yet more fun, with codes to download the game’s soundtrack, a Dynamic Theme, the Retro Map Pack with two Killzone 2 maps and Double XP with full access to all weapons and abilities for the first 24 hours of multiplayer. Download codes will be available separately if you pre-order the standard edition at either GameStop, Best Buy or Amazon.

Yeah, the inside of my pants are basically wallpapered with jizz. 

Now this is a collector’s edition I can get behind! Sony has revealed the Killzone 3: Helghast Edition, packed with all sorts of stuff that any fan of orange-eyed space fascists will love. And all for $129.99 too. Yikes!

The centerpiece is the rather nifty Helghast helmet replica which opens up to reveal an art book, a Super Voucher and a copy of the game. You also get a 6.5″ action figure of a semi-cloaked Helghast marksman, which comes fully articulated and will not be sold at retail. 

The Super Voucher contains yet more fun, with codes to download the game’s soundtrack, a Dynamic Theme, the Retro Map Pack with two Killzone 2 maps and Double XP with full access to all weapons and abilities for the first 24 hours of multiplayer. Download codes will be available separately if you pre-order the standard edition at either GameStop, Best Buy or Amazon.

Yeah, the inside of my pants are basically wallpapered with jizz. 

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