Killer Is Dead trailer … well, there are boobs

Originality!

Here is a new trailer for Killer Is Dead. If my intuition is correct, the underlying message of the video is that women have breasts. This startling revelation may representing a bold step forward for the field of human biology. I’ve forwarded these findings to New Scientist magazine.

Killer Is Dead features Gigolo Missions in which you must seduce women. Why? Because Suda51 is involved with this game, is why. 

Trailers with sexy women in them are no less cliche than game boxes featuring generic gruff soldiers with guns. It’s just not very original. Lacking originality is quite a feat for a game that’s showing us nurses riding giant floating syringes and suited men with giant robot arms running on the Moon. 

Show us more of that stuff, Grasshopper. We can get boobs anywhere. We can only get magic carpet syringes from you. 

James Stephanie Sterling