Kick alien ass in Saints Row IV

Then anal probe the alien ass

“We’re definitely turning the tables on the aliens. For all the misery they’ve inflicted on the human race, being able to use the alien probe on them seems only just.” — Jim Boone, senior producer on Saints Row IV.

Quote of the year, ladies and gentlemen. Quote of the year.

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