Just three dudes in a bathroom talking BioShock Infinite

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I love dudes, I love bathrooms, I love couches, and I love BioShock Infinite. You know what I really love? I love talking about BioShock Infinite on a couch in a bathroom with other dudes.

Vito Gesualdi (Gamezone, Golden Chocobo expert) and Kevin Kelly (G4tv, Machinima) joined me in the bathroom of the luxurious Royal Suite in Los Angeles’s Beverly Wilshire hotel, where Thursday’s BioShock Infinite preview took place.

After eating an ungodly amount of steamed broccolini to unlock that BioShock double XP (#gamergrub), all three of us rushed to the bathroom. To settle who goes first, we decided to share our thoughts on the game, whoever had the most excellent impression would win. Needless to say, we all got so excited talking about BioShock Infinite that we soiled ourselves.

Allistair Pinsof
His name is Allistair. He lives in Austin. If he is ever in your city, please come visit him in his minivan. He has have many fresh diapers. No worries!