JospehGate 2008: Leray spotted submitting to videogame overlords

Breaking news: In the wake of today’s shocking revelation that internet rockstar Joseph Leray has allegedly been involved in the dark world of videogames, new evidence shows Leray partaking of what is assumed to be some form of mind-control serum, administered by known practitioner of the dark arts, Dan Paladin.

It is believed that this serum affects one’s ability to live without videogames, thus enslaving Mr. Leray into the service of Paladin and his cohorts. In an effort to protect the citizenry, hordes of laser-equipped armadillos have been unleashed upon the residence of Mr. Paladin, so that he may be apprehended and brought in for questioning. 

Stay tuned to FOXTOID for more updates. 

Topher Cantler