Jigglypuff punching Mario straight in the dick

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The Destructoid staff workshopped this headline together, as we usually do. We decided that it was straight to the point, kind of the way that Jigglypuff’s arm-paddle thing is straight to the point (“the point” is Mario’s dick).

All this dick-punching, eye-bulging, and presumed breathless wincing can be found on the back of Jigglypuff’s recently released amiibo box. The figure’s a Target exclusive which means that it’s fairly hard to come by, but anyone who can snag it will be rewarded with a right smash right in the stash.

Jigglypunched right in the dick! [reddit]


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