Is Captain Rainbow a sordid sex marathon?

James Stephanie Sterling

Published: Aug 29, 2008 06:41 am

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</p> <p data-characters="313" data-current-count="313" data-injectable="false">I really believe (and hope) that this is one sick mind reading too much into things, but if it’s not then the Wii is taking a perverse turn for the erotic with <i>Captain Rainbow</i> — a potential powder keg of smug and degradation the likes of which my fair Christian eyes have ne’er before witnessed.</p> <p data-characters="601" data-current-count="914" data-injectable="true">According to reader Josh, the above video has Birdo trapped in a cage and only proof that she is a woman will set her free (Josh suggests Birdo was caught using the woman’s restroom and mistaken for a man.) In order to prove Birdo’s innocence and femininity, Captain Rainbow must fetch her vibrator. Um … okay. I’m sure there’s a perfectly innocent explanation, but it’s pretty suspect stuff if you’re just looking at the visuals.  I mean, I can’t think of a non-dirty way to explain the footage above. Maybe there’s something wrong with me? </p> <div class="has-wrapper position-sticky wp-block-gamurs-ad"> <div class="wp-block-gamurs-ad__creative htlad-destructoidcom_incontent"></div> </div> <p data-characters="317" data-current-count="317" data-injectable="false">As if that’s not enough for you, beyond the jump we have footage of a golfer playing very enthusiastically with his balls. We’ve also include an image of a very … eye catching … rock. Just look at it and I think you’ll agree — <i>Captain Rainbow</i> is sick filth and needs to be BANNED! </p> <p data-characters="6" data-current-count="323" data-injectable="false"> </p> <p data-characters="9" data-current-count="332" data-injectable="false"><iframe style="border: medium none ; overflow: hidden; width: 468px; height: 300px" border="0" scrolling="no" frameborder="0" data-src="http://www.wipido.com/main/video/external/m6WL9SF5sBVo" class="lazy-loaded-embed">

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James Stephanie Sterling