That’s a lot of Discharge for one person!
The big five-oh has arrived and in today’s episode of Pregame Discharge, Lyle somehow manages to squeeze out one more straight to your news orifices that feature the following:
- Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles is getting remastered!
- Mega Man 11 has a demo on Switch!
- Dead or Alive 6 has a new trailer and more!
Bust out the party balloons, hard liquor, and have the cleanup crew on speed dial — because we’ve hit 50 episodes and there isn’t any going back now. We’ve come too close, hell, we’ve gone too far. But, as they say: the show must go on. Or in this case: Lyle doesn’t have a damn choice if my stun baton has any say in the matter.
Especially not after nearly escaping with the power orb last week. But, this is also a time for self-reflection. How exactly did I end up here? How did I end up in the position of a grown man whom I keep locked away on a never-ending lucid dream thanks to a drip feed of caffeine and surround sound speaker system that plays a non-stop loop of 3 Doors Down – Kryptonite?
Also, did you catch the tail end of Zero Punctuation this week?
Oh, it’s on:
We see what you did there @EscapistMag …@LyleRath ready the torchhttps://t.co/wcNHianHTf pic.twitter.com/FrSJBI44oB
— Destructoid (@destructoid) September 12, 2018
Was making 50 episodes of this really worth Lyle’s sanity? I want to believe it was. I want to believe in the online video content dream.
Discharged question of the week:
What has been your favorite Pregame Discharge intro or rant so far?