In this episode of Pregame Discharge: Lyle somehow managed 50 of these things

That’s a lot of Discharge for one person!

The big five-oh has arrived and in today’s episode of Pregame Discharge, Lyle somehow manages to squeeze out one more straight to your news orifices that feature the following:

  • Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles is getting remastered!
  • Mega Man 11 has a demo on Switch!
  • Dead or Alive 6 has a new trailer and more!

Bust out the party balloons, hard liquor, and have the cleanup crew on speed dial — because we’ve hit 50 episodes and there isn’t any going back now. We’ve come too close, hell, we’ve gone too far. But, as they say: the show must go on. Or in this case: Lyle doesn’t have a damn choice if my stun baton has any say in the matter.

Especially not after nearly escaping with the power orb last week. But, this is also a time for self-reflection. How exactly did I end up here? How did I end up in the position of a grown man whom I keep locked away on a never-ending lucid dream thanks to a drip feed of caffeine and surround sound speaker system that plays a non-stop loop of 3 Doors Down – Kryptonite?

Also, did you catch the tail end of Zero Punctuation this week? 

Oh, it’s on:

Was making 50 episodes of this really worth Lyle’s sanity? I want to believe it was. I want to believe in the online video content dream.

Discharged question of the week:

 What has been your favorite Pregame Discharge intro or rant so far?

Dan Roemer
Local video person. I've been enjoying and dabbling in Destructoid since 2014, became staff in 2017, co-hosted Podtoid, and my spirit animal is that of wild garbage. Disclosure: I backed Shenmue 3 on Kickstarter and I'm a current Patreon supporter of Nextlander, NoClip, and Mega64.