Impress the dogs
I’m not sure the percentage of my life spent trying to impress dogs, but it is big. I want all dogs to love me. They usually do anyways, because dogs love most things and because I am very easy to love. Even dogs antisocial dogs who bite people cuddle with me. So, dogs do all love me. And even still I want to impress them. Dogs are great.
Anyways, Jotun is about gods, not dogs. “[Y]ou play Thora, a Norse warrior who died an inglorious death and must prove herself to the Gods to enter Valhalla.” Looks pretty good, all hand-drawn and whatnot.
