I’m totally gonna murder some amber waves of grain

Herder simulator

Videogames are largely about power fantasies that real life simply can’t provide. That’s why 98 percent of games (rough estimate) are centered around a man with a gun that knows no bounds to save the country that he loves. People want that, but can’t do it.

In that same vein, am I going to go out and drive a tractor? No, but with Farming Simulator 15, I get all the benefits with none of the elbow grease. Just me, a plow, and the sweat of my brow? Good lord. Bringing home a bountiful harvest? I’m trembling. Providing for my family? I AM ALL THAT IS MAN!

Brett Makedonski
While you laughing, we're passing, passing away. So y'all go rest y'all souls, 'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads. Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby...