I wonder how irradiated this official Fallout 4 beer is

Probably ‘somewhat’

Fallout 4 is vying for the title of Most Marketed Thing of 2015, from plastering entire cities with ads to pre-order socks to sack-dresses to this partnership with Carlsberg for “Fallout Beer,” currently available for pre-order on the superior Amazon UK wherein you can apparently purchase booze over the web.

Please someone send me some Hermes Green Tea Liqueur, I cannot find it anywhere.

This nuclear plumed Carlsberg is, “a light coloured pilsner lager, with a refreshing zesty hoppy taste and a floral aroma,” and–what? Only 4%ABV? More like Carlsbad. Give me a Steel Reserve any day. I’ll pay for the extra gravity.

Steven Hansen