They’re all the 13th reindeer now
It’s Christmas, the one day of the year the world comes together to celebrate the time Bruce Willis dropped Alan Rickman off Nakatomi Plaza. There are probably other things we celebrate too, but I’m far too drunk on the expired Four Loko I’ve been pounding since the moment I stepped through the door of my parents’ home.
Wait, what am I doing again?
Oh, that’s right. It’s Christmas, and while I’m sure worldwide there are probably a whole seven people reading this site right now, we should probably post some new content just in case a chunk of the Destructoid Community got a new video game today they want to argue about. So here’s some top quality content for you: 25 video game characters I poorly photoshopped Rudolph’s red nose onto. Enjoy, because the way my heart is racing after chugging all these cans, this might be the last article I ever write.
This big creature from the Death Stranding mobile rip-off
The Phantom Train
Left Pong Paddle
The Great, Mighty Poo
A Puff-Puff Girl
The Deer God
The pisser from Primal Rage
Random cop from Spider-Man
This lady Larry wants to get with
This dead bug
This gremlin thing from Warframe