I like Far Cry 4’s map editor because it leads to goat butt stabbing videos

The bridge, I have to yump it

Imagine a scenario where goats take over and rule supreme. Not good-natured, frolic in the meadow, eat your leafy spruge goats. No, purely evil, human-devouring, straight-up refuse to eat your leafy spurge goats. Pretty scary, right? That leafy spurge problem ain’t gonna take care of itself.

That’s what Far Cry 4‘s all about (if you play with the map editor and presumably change all humans to goats). It’s time those goat bastards got what’s comin’ to them — among other things, a shiv in the buttocks.