‘I can finally die happy’ says The Wizard’s Lucas of Destructoid Cockeyes VR

‘Bad doesn’t even begin to describe it’

Earlier today we unveiled the biggest virtual reality headset on the market, Destructoid Cockeyes, but a few experts and taste-makers have already had their hands on and heads in it. A highlight among the glowing reviews came from Lucas, professional gamer upset in 1989 by an unknown contender using what many suspect was insider information on a previously unreleased game.

Of the VR headset, Lucas extolled:

“Bad” doesn’t even begin to describe it. This thing is truly awful. It’s terrible. It’s atrocious. It’s dreadful. It’s garbage. It’s wholly unsatisfactory. It might just be the worst. I love it. I finally can die happy now.

He then went on to postulate that if he had Cockeyes back at the Nintendo World Championships, he probably would have handily beaten that cheating punk kid.

Darren Nakamura
Darren is a scientist during the day. He has been a Destructoid community member since 2006, joining the front page as a contributor in 2011. While he enjoys shooters, RPGs, platformers, strategy, and rhythm games, he takes particular interest in independent games. He produced the Zero Cool Podcast for about four years, and he plays board games quite a bit when he can find willing companions.