Nintendo are awesomely helpful. With this handy dandy email, they detail out for us how not to damage ourselves, loved ones or household objects with our new Wiimotes. I love how no matter how simple an object is, it inevitably gains what I think of as “the oven cleaner warning” (Disclaimer: Do not insert head in over while using this product).
Good old common sense — it eludes so much of the population. I love “If your hands become moist, stop and dry your hands.” (Translation:do not use Wiimote before, during or after masturbation.) My favorite part of all is “Don’t let go of the remote while bowling.” If someone finds me a video of a kid hurling his remote at the television, I will be the happiest girl on the planet.