Hook this: Just Cause 2 PC will support 3D

Something about tethering cars to explosive barrels or poles gives us the impression that Just Cause 2 might run like trash on older PCs. But chances are you don’t have an older PC, Mr-Shiny-New-PC-reader. So enjoy this bit of news: earlier this afternoon, Square Enix announced that Just Cause 2 will support NVIDIA’s CUDA tech. It will also support 3D, which from what we’ve heard, is a totally baller feature (and the future of gaming to boot).

The above isn’t a 3D trailer. We apologize and suggest that you put on the thickest, dorkiest looking sunglasses you own for a quasi-3D experience. Just don’t let anyone take your picture. You’ll never live it down.

[UPDATE: Look, between you and me, that was a bad joke. It’s all fixed up now.]