HEY STUPID FACE: This is how you play the new Bionic Commando

The kind folks at Capcom have put together an idiot-proof guide to the new Bionic Commando game for those of you who need pretty pictures to explain everything. We have explained the controls for Bionic Commando a few times through our previews and there’s even videos showing the gameplay that anyone with half a brain could figure out.

Still, Capcom understands that people on the Internet tend to be on the slow side so they’ve taken an extra step to ensure that everyone understand how Bionic Commando works. Take it easy when going through our gallery. We don’t want to be responsible for your brain damage from looking at the pretty pictures too fast.