Headmaster is NOT a VR porn game for Morpheus

Though its lessons may cross over

Though its lessons may cross over,” get it? Crossover, like the soccer move? (We kicked it and I scored, soccer game). Because Headmaster is (sort of) a weird soccer game and not about giving virtual blowjobs (you’ll only get porn on Oculus’ open-ended, hahaha, Rift), though these neck actions may overlap.

Ok, but seriously, Headmaster looks pretty funny. The Stanley Parable/Portal of soccer VR games or something, once you get 30 seconds or so into the trailer. It’s nice that some people can have a sly and surreal sense of humor while others make blowjob jokes.

Steven Hansen