Pokemon? More like Pokemanly, right?
I don’t know what The Pokémon Company and Japanese fan club Pokémon Daisuki Club are doing, but I love it.
Recently they launched the Kairiky Gym website, a site devoted giving us all the information we never asked for about the big, buff Machop family of Pokémon. What do they do with their spare time? Do they have jobs outside of fighting? Do Machamp’s four arms get in the way? These are the big questions, and Kairiky Gym has been giving us the answers we’ve so painfully needed.
Last week we had a shocking revelation. We found out that what we all thought were little black undies that Machoke and Machamp wear aren’t actually clothes at all, but simply markings on the skin. The belt’s real, though; that’s to contain their ultimate fighting poke-power, duh.
This week, we’ve been introduced to the Gorky Moving Company, which operates in the Hoenn, Sinnoh, and Kalos regions. Ever wanted to learn more about the friendly Machoke helping you move in to your house at the start of Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire? What are their lives like? Are they happy? Do they enjoy their work?
Well too bad, here they are flexing with very little context instead. Enjoy.
