Looking good!
You thought we forgot? Not a chance. Happy birthday, Guile!
Rock-solid abs, a full head of hair, that sprightly glimmer in your eye — you’re looking fabulous.
Destructoid is home to plenty of adoring fans who post daily tributes to your greatness, regardless of their relevance to the conversation at hand. I wonder what gifts they might bring on an occasion as fitting as your birthday. Something tells me it won’t take long to find out.