Halloween is over; Mario Galaxy Christmas crap hits stores next week

Happy holidays, Nintendo fans. Just in time for … a few days after Halloween, (why do they do that?) GameStop is offering up some Christmas merchandise to celebrate the release of Super Mario Galaxy.

Shipping November 7th are two Christmas stockings at $14.99 each; and for $9.99, a ball ornament which is sure to be the source of countless “UR MR GAY” jokes for many holidays to come. Come to think of it, there are probably lots of dirty things you could say about Mr. Gay stuffing your stocking, too, but let’s just leave it at the one thing about balls for now. It’s still early in the day. 

Topher Cantler