Half-Life 3 shirt spotted covering Valve man’s nipples

Everybody, it’s time to speculate! 

Uber Entertainment marketing man Chandana Ekanayake was able to Tweet a photo from a recent game developer event, showcasing an alleged Valve employee wearing a Half-Life 3 shirt. Obviously, this is a reason to set your computer on fire and run around, screaming hysterically.

If genuine, is Valve trolling? Yes. Yes of course Valve is trolling. That’s what Valve does. 

That’s why we love Valve.

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