Guitar Hero trailer is amazing, so are our thoughts and observations

Above this text is the greatest trailer ever. It’s for the Metallica version of Play Plastic Instruments. It looks awesome. Some staff members and I discussed it thoroughly. Here is the conversation:

Brad Nicholson: “Downloading [the trailer]– WHEREVA I MAY ROAM. ROVA, WANDERA, NOMAD, VAGABOND, CALL ME WHAT YOU WIIIIIIIILLLLLL.”

Jonathan Holmes: “I DUB THEE UNFORGIVEN.”

Brad Nicholson: “ITS HOLDS YOU, HOLDS YOU, HOLDS YOUUUUU UNTIL IT SLEEPS.”

Jonathan Holmes: “NEVER SHINED THROUGH AND WHAT I’VE SHOOOWWN!”

Nick Chester: “GOOOOOOO!!!!”

Brad Nicholson: “MASTER. MASTER! MASTER OF PUPPETS SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING.”

Brad Nicholson: “DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES I SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY… DRAGULAAAAA. DO IT BABAY, DO IT BABAY.”

Samit Sarkar: “Wasn’t that Rob Zombie? I seem to remember that song being in Gran Turismo 2…”

Brad Nicholson: “Whoops.”

Nick Chester: “GOOOOO!!!!”

Jonathan Holmes: “DREAMS OF WAR DREAMS OF LIES DREAMS OF DRAGONS FIRE AND THE THINGS THAT WILL BITE. YEAH”

Jim Sterling: “Oh Mr. Blue Sky, please tell us why, you had to hiiiiide away for so long (so long), where did we go wrooooong? O wate.”

Brad Nicholson: “ST. ANGER ‘ROUND MY NECK. HE NEVAR GETS RESPECT.”