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Yesterday, Activision released two hot trailers for Guitar Hero: Metallica. If the name didn’t tip you off, it’s Guitar Hero … with Metallica. Expect plenty of pyro.

I didn’t post these in a timely manner because I was too busy sleeping off drunkenness. Activision doesn’t control me, man. If I want to stay up all Monday night doing shots off of Pamela Anderson’s torso, I will, damn it. I’m METAL, man. METAL.

Speaking of metal, the above video features King Diamond. Falsetto craziness is confirmed. When I first saw Diamond, I thought Activision was running some sort of cross-promotion. He looks like Sting. The lack of “Scorpion Deathlock,” ravens, and baseball bats was my first indication that it was indeed the front man of Mercyful Fate.

Hit the break for another video that features more Metallica (Give me fuel, baby) with a hint of Lemmy.

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