Grapple yourself some amazing items by preordering Bionic Commando

Okay, I don’t hear any Internet squeeing yet. You must not be looking at the above picture hard enough. Do you not see the classic Bionic Commando box art front? Have you not noticed the 8-bit graphics that line the sides? Are you having trouble making out that it is A FREAKIN’ BIONIC COMMANDO METAL LUNCHBOX?

What? Still not sold? Well, for the love of all that is retro, please click here to check out what’s on the back of said lunchbox. Seriously, prepare yourself. It is that awesome.

If you preorder the new Bionic Commando for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 this beautiful lunchbox will be yours … but only if you preorder from Game Crazy. Also, these are extremely limited, so hurry and preorder now before they are gone forever.

If you don’t want to use Game Crazy (and are apparently just really crazy), you can also preorder from GameStop and receive some fun old school and new school Bionic Commando patches. Not as cool, for sure, but still pretty neat!

Why are you still reading this post? Get to preordering! GO! GO! GO!

[Via Capcom’s Official Blog]

Chad Concelmo