Goats make everything better

Even the Dead Island MOBA

Goats, man. I’ve been all about them ever since I started playing Coffee Stain Studios’ weird, wild, surprisingly secret-filled Goat Simulator. Fact: more games need goats.

As uninterested as I am in Dead Island: Epidemic, a multiplayer online battle arena game whose existence just plain feels unnecessary, I can’t resist the charm of an April Fools’ Day joke like this. The Pokémon theme song was a cheap shot, I’ll admit, but it worked on me. I’m too easy.