Axe me no question, I’ll tell you no lie
What, you haven’t heard of Mega Cat Studios? You’ve either been living under a rock or willfully ignoring all the hard work I put into giving you free things, because they’re an awesome company that makes sick retro games for even sicker retro systems. We’ve partnered with them before, and we’re at it again!
Mega Cat has recently taken to Kickstarter to get their competitive lumberjacking title Log Jammers ported to PS4, Xbox One, and Switch. They want you to play Log Jammers. So, they gave us six Steam codes to give out!
Log Jammers is the only competitive axe-throwing-while-balancing-on-a-log game in town. You’ll choose one of eight timber beasts, each with unique special moves, and get to slingin’ to get your axe behind your opponent to rack up points and titillate the crowd. Features include:
Twitch & Mixer Interactives for engaging streams
Activate power-ups to set your blade ablaze or cover your opponent in slippery oil!
Slam your axe into your opponent’s goal in fast-paced blade tossing carnage!
Activate power-ups to set your blade ablaze or cover your opponent in slippery oil!
Grab the star to unleash each character’s unique special throw!
Choose a timber beast with a level of speed, technique, and swoleness that suits your play style!
Jam out in funky arenas like a mayonnaise factory spill, 80s hell, and a peaceful beaver pond!
Get to know colorful characters, like Bruiser Bogardus, the strong man who makes exercise equipment out of wood, or the Mayonnaise Monsoon, a bloated corpse who died in an industrial accident
Revel in victory as your lumberjack trash talks your vanquished opponent!
A physical cartridge NES version for hardcore fans and retro enthusiasts is also available!
Amp up the body count in cheerleader mode!
Cheerleader mode? Physical NES cartridges? ’80s hell?! I think this game was made specifically for me.
For your chance to win comment below telling us a little about your timber beast. Mine is Homunculus Jones, famed lumberjack by day and notorious circus performer by night. His tiny hands give him a precision-like control over the axe, and his undeveloped feet allow him to perfectly grip a tightrope with his tiny toes. He is truly a Renaissance Man.
Our six winners will be drawn on Saturday, September 22. Make sure you comment using a Dtoid Disqus account, and that your current email address is on file. If I can’t email you, I can’t jam your log.
Log Jammers is now available digitally on Steam, and physically as an NES cartridge (that actually plays on an NES). Like what you see? Head over to their Kickstarter page and help get this bad boy ported to home consoles!
