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We all know that the future of porn lies in virtual reality. Sure, video games are great and all, but who needs games when you’ve got some grade-A spank material?
For this reason, we here at Destructoid are proud to announce Also Cocks, a strictly pornographic VR experience. Take a tour of the Destructoid headquarters after dark, with members of our staff letting it all hang out, fully uncensored for your fapping pleasure!
Whether you’d like to see Brett’s donkey Donski, Patrick’s Hancock, Jed’s junk in the trunk, or Niero’s big boss, it’s all on display as if you’re right there in the room with them. We even have planned DLC to include previous staff members such as Jim Sterling, who finally uses that dildo bat for its intended purpose, and Conrad Zimmerman, who is just waiting to give you a mustache ride.
Also Cocks will be an exclusive launch title for Cockeyes, Destructoid’s upcoming VR hardware. Get pumped!
