Geoff Keighley touches a PS5 controller a little bit today, but he’ll touch it a lot tomorrow

That is only one of the five senses

So it has come to this. I’m blogging about Geoff Keighley touching a next-gen controller tomorrow. It’s not even today. It’s tomorrow.

However, the eagle-eyed among you may notice that he’s already touching the controller in his teaser video. The hands are already on the DualSense 5! Tomorrow’s stream will not be a [Game Awards narrator voice] world premiere.

Tomorrow at 9am Pacific, we will find out what Keighley thinks about the PlayStation 5’s controller. Regardless of his opinion, I hope his hands are just so very filthy. Like, I hope there’s some motor oil on his hands and maybe some chip dust residue. I hope there’s chocolate and nougat from eating a 3 Musketeers bar (which is a D-tier candy bar, by the way). I want that DualSense 5 good and dirty by the time he’s done with it. The pearl-clutching console war comments would be priceless.

By the away, touch is only one of the five senses. What’s the other? My money’s on taste.

Brett Makedonski
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