Saints Row: The Third is getting some new downloadable content! And it’s not just sh*tty exploitative costume and weapon packs for once. The “GenkiBowl VII” pack is the first mission pack for Saints Row that will introduce four new games: Sexy Kitten Yarngasm, Sad Panda Skyblazing, Apocalypse Genki and Super Ethical PR Opportunity.
Can I just point out that it was someone’s job to come up with all those names? Because that’s pretty awesome.
The new content will also feature new outfits, vehicles and traps. Plus, announcers Zach and Bobby will be returning to give the play-by-plays once again. All this will available on January 17 for the Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC.