Erection-inducing action game Bayonetta is almost ready, with producer Yusuke Hashimoto proudly proclaiming that it’s 80% done. That’s good, because my penis is 100% hard right now, just thinking about this game. Oh yeah, I’m typing this with a massive bonk-on right now, so just sit back and think about that. All throbbin’ and everything.
“In terms of development, we’re actually about 80 percent there,” he tells VG247. “We’ve only made the really basic parts, what makes the game really, really good, what makes the game really, really fun. We’re at the stage to actually polish the game, to balance it out nicely; to make it really nice and tidy.”
Hashimoto adds that nobody is disappointed by the fact that Bayonetta has been pushed back to 2010 in the West: “No, we’re not disappointed. It was purely a business decision. We’ve got a lot of games coming from Sega already coming this year. Bayonetta is really, really important to us, and we want it to work very well, that’s why we decided to postpone until very early next year.”
I am certainly disappointed, but I respect the decision as a very wise one, so I can wait. This game is going to be absolutely stunning. I am willing to bet money on it.
Published: Aug 19, 2009 11:40 am