Game titles that are wonderful euphemisms for genitals

Either the industry is dirty or my mind is

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Yesterday, it was revealed Destructoid agreed to be bought out by Enthusiast Gaming. When I first found out, I wondered if anything would change. In the comments of the story yesterday, some of our readers also wondered if the move would put an end to our outstanding and highly informative news coverage. I’ve been told nothing will change and this site will continue publishing what it’s always been most famous for: stupid shit like this.

Earlier this week, I was farting around at work diligently doing my job when I came across a story on Wonder Boy: The Dragon’s Trap. Because I have the mind of a nine-year-old trapped in the body of an underweight Hutt, I latched on to the words “Dragon’s Trap” and instantly thought it was a funny name for a vagina. As is bound to happen in these situations, my day quickly spiraled out of control as I opened every window possible on my Safari browser and started to look up other game titles that make the dirty little boy in me giggle.

So I compiled this list as an opportunity to hopefully make someone somewhere laugh and to test the elasticity of our new Canadian overlords. Now get your mind in the gutter and start thinking of some wonderful pick-up lines when you ask the ladies and the fellas to touch your:

  • Nidhogg
  • Thumper
  • Snake Pass 
  • Stephen’s Sausage Roll (this one is for a very lucky few)
  • Inside
  • Milkmaid of the Milky Way
  • Q*bert
  • Krinkle Krusher
  • Beat Sneak Bandit 

Did you know I used to be a legitimate news reporter? I’ve interviewed politicians, the family members of murder victims, celebrities, veterans. I covered natural disasters, soldiers returning home from Afghanistan, gang violence, and the poverty epidemic. Anyway, here are more video game titles that sound like genitals: ·

  • Stretchmo
  • Mother Russia Bleeds (but only for a few days)
  • Bendy and the Ink Machine
  • Ittle Dew
  • Cat Girl Without Salad
  • Nom Nom Galaxy

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CJ Andriessen
Editor-at-Large – CJ has been a contributor to Destructoid since 2015, originally writing satirical news pieces before transitioning into general news, features, and other coverage that was less likely to get this website sued.