Free Phoenix Wright plushie? No objections here

Plaintiff’s attorney: A free Phoenix Wright plush doll? That’s Preposterous!

Dale North, Ace Attorney: Your Honor(s), may I present exhibit “A”: a post on Capcom’s Blog titled “Post details: New Ace Attorney Pre-Order Plush Exclusive!” Let the record show that the above pictured item can be procured from Gamestop or the Capcom Store with the purchase of Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Trials and Tribulations for the Nintendo DS.

Exhibit “A” also states that the store may not be updated yet as this news is “so fresh”, and that there will be concequences for not pre-ordering early enough.

And with that, the defense rests, your Honor.

[The court thanks J, our favorite agent]