Free Nissan Leaf content paves way for greener SimCity

In news that I swear didn’t come on April 1

Guys, EA heard you. Your complaints about SimCity have finally been answered!

“Why is my city so polluted and gross?”

“Why would someone build a coal plant between a school and hospital in downtown?”

“Why must my sims live such dirty, miserable lives?”

With the new Nissan Leaf Charging Station, you can at long last provide “happiness to the Sims that use it and a onetime wave of happiness to the nearby businesses.” That s**t is f**cking rad! Wooo!

If we didn’t have a rule against changing review scores, I think our SimCity reviewer Joshua Derocher would feel compelled to up the score to at least a 9 based on the Nissan family of products being introduced into our filthy virtual cities. Nissan always stands for quality and cleaner air. Like 9.0 air, at least.

I haven’t played SimCity yet, despite buying it on release, due to server issues, but I’m very glad that’s the case since I can now have the complete SimCity experience thanks to the Nissan Leaf Charging Station that makes me and my Sims happy with a greener city.

Thanks, Nissan!

Allistair Pinsof
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