Finally! A Darth Vader Wii Sensor bar holder

There’s finally a Darth Vader Wii Sensor Bar holder. Finally. And it’s Vader himself doing the holding work. Like, when I woke up this morning, I had no idea that the day would end with such a feeling of finality. Completeness.  I feel whole and at peace knowing that this product will soon be available in stores. I now have clarity. Will the world be alright? I nod slowly as if to confirm, smugly.

A bust of Vader, frozen in time, holds your Wii Sensor bar horizontally. Like a Light Saber. They went there. Power A wants $39.99 for this fully licensed Wii Sensor…statue…thing. It’s resin, and “sculpture-quality.” Take that as you’d like.

This product, the one that you need, the one that made my life make sense, will be hitting retailers like Amazon.com and Toys ‘r’ Us soon.