Final Fantasy XIV‘s character creator has been revealed in the latest Famitsu but nobody cares because a semi-clad female has been shown in the scans so let’s all look at that instead. As you can see from the images, these pictures confirm that women do indeed have breasts. Before now, we could only speculate that women had them, but Square Enix has given us the first solid proof we’ve ever seen.
Unfortunately, due to common decency, Square Enix can’t confirm the extremist theory that women have something called a “tuppence” underneath their skirts. While the breasts are quite clearly visible through the woman’s tight shirt, she could have literally anything underneath the lower clothing. The jury is still out on whether women have the so-called tuppence, or if they have a penis just like men, as I rightfully believe.
We will wait further word from Square Enix as to the status of female crotches. Hopefully we can put this issue to bed once and for all.
