The lesbioerotic motorbike transformer Shiva is certainly one of Final Fantasy XIII‘s more … unique … elements, and what better way to commemorate her weirdness than with this awesome new figure? Introducing the Shiva toy that — yes — transforms from motorbike to crazy ice women for your sordid amusement!
In case you did not know, FF XIII‘s Shiva is two cyborg women who basically scissor each other to turn into a single motorcycle. I have dubbed this the motordyke, and have the blessing of the gay community to do so … probably. This figure is currently available for preorder through Hobby Search and costs 18,810 Yen apiece. That’s roughly $217 American. Yeah.
Too rich for my blood, but it’s still an awesome figure. You’re all allowed to buy me one if you want!
[As seen on Tomopop]
