There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man’s fears, and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination and bizarre pre-order bonuses. It is an area which we call … The Twilight Zone.
Translation: according to Square Enix, they have teamed up with Valve to offer a few pre-order bonuses for Final Fantasy Type-0 HD on Steam if you pre-order before August 18 — a Master Chocobo courier and a Moogle ward in DOTA 2, and…an “exclusive loading screen” (presumably also for DOTA). Ok so the other extras I can get behind, but a loading screen? We’ve entered the point of no return for pre-order bonuses.