Evolve’s intro cinematic is a clinic in smokin’ stogies like a champ

They should’ve named this game ‘Monster Hunter’

Evolve‘s opening cinematic is…well, it’s pretty much everything you’d expect. It’s a gussied-up version of the game as if it were being played like it’s supposed to. You know, a team acting as a team instead of one guy running off to do his own thing, another player idle to rack up XP, and two people legitimately trying to fight a giant monster.

But, the redeeming part of this video is the obligatory grizzled old man who defiantly smokes a giant cigar in the face of danger. The last breath will leave his lungs before he puts the stogie down for good. Shine on, you crazy diamond.