Evolve turns $40 tricks on Amazon

And some Bethesda stuff too

Psst. Hey, kid. No, not you; go back to licking the wall. I’m talking to your cool friend. The one that doesn’t eat paint chips.

You look like the sort of dude that likes videogames — maybe asymmetric multiplayer ones. But, you also seem like the type to never pay full price for anything. Savings are very cool. I got somethin’ new lined up for you.

You see, lining my trenchcoat are counterfeit watches and $40 copies of Evolve. Two Jacksons and that game could be yours. You need anything else? Bethesda games? Earmuffs? A kidney?

Brett Makedonski
While you laughing, we're passing, passing away. So y'all go rest y'all souls, 'Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads. Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby...