Everything from Square Enix’s ‘meh’ 2015 E3 conference

That helmet though

Well, Square Enix, you did it. We thought that talking to Pelé for 10 minutes was bad during EA’s conference, but there were more awkward moments than I could count with your E3 2015 presser today. Missed cues, microphone issues, and translation problems were abound, and pretty much every big announcement was already known.

There were a few cool things peppered in there, but it was underwhelming overall, and I’d probably rank it right up there with EA as tied for the worst.

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— Chris Carter (@DtoidChris) June 16, 2015

News:

• Just Cause 3 coming December this year
• New NieR titled announced for Playstation 4
• Lara Croft GO headed to mobile and tablet ‘soon’
• Square Enix trolls everybody with Kingdom Hearts mobile game
• The less exciting Final Fantasy VII on PS4 is still on track
• ‘Tangled’ world confirmed for Kingdom Hearts III
• World of Final Fantasy meant for kids, set in a new world
• Hitman is launching this December
• Star Ocean Integrity and Faithlessness coming to NA, EU
• Square Enix announces all-new console-based ‘Project Setsuna’
• Final Fantasy portal app coming this summer
• Deus Ex: Mankind Divided is coming to light in early 2016