Everyone dies in this 15-minute long Hearthstone turn

Dreadsteeds and Knife Jugglers… why

Hearthstone can be at times an absolutely infuriating game, and at other times it can be one of the funniest games around.

Every time I see people pull the kinds of play YouTuber The Optimistic Brit has, it usually ends up with me booting it back up and wasting another day of my life trying to perfect my decks… and then getting angry because fucking warlocks go to god damn hell and not playing for another month.

Knife Juggler is a card with the ability to do one point of damage to a random enemy. A recently added card, Dreadsteed, only has one HP, but will respawn on death. I think you can see where this is going.

Buff your Knife Juggler enough, throw in a load of Dreadsteeds, and the result is a 16-minute long epic of a turn (turns last for 70 seconds normally) that results in both players’ health being slowly chipped away.

It’s the sort of thing you’d never see in a proper round of Hearthstone, but is still hilarious nonetheless. God I love Hearthstone.

Joe Parlock