It’s been quite a while since we had an ESRB content summary to laugh at, but North America’s videogame rating board has returned in a blaze of glory.
Today we have the rating for Deathsmiles, a Cave Shooter that a select few people are very excited for. However, you might want to hold off your purchase until you learn what the game contains. After all, do you want to risk your child witnessing a PARTIALLY EXPOSED PELVIS!?
“A menu screen depicts the five central characters posing suggestively in revealing outfits,” warns the ESRB. “A couple of static images depict the female characters with partially exposed pelvis and buttocks (e.g., a fairy creature and the heroines bathing). Language such as “a*s” and “bastard” appears in the game.”
I love the ESRB. Once again it fails to disappoint, and makes Deathsmiles sound all the more awesome. Read on for the full description.
ESRB Dices Up Deathsmiles [Siliconera]
This is a side-scrolling shooter in which players control one of five small characters that fly through the air and destroy fantastical creatures to save the world. Players shoot an array of projectiles (bombs, bullets, scythes, swords, etc.) at pumpkins, spiders, apples, and monsters in constant air battle. Enemies and objects explode in fiery bursts, breaking apart into tiny, brightly-colored particles; when players are hit, small droplets of blood will scatter. Blood also appears on the face of a giant boss creature’s head. A menu screen depicts the five central characters posing suggestively in revealing outfits. A couple of static images depict the female characters with partially exposed pelvis and buttocks (e.g., a fairy creature and the heroines bathing). Language such as “a*s” and “bastard” appears in the game.
